Woah.

I didn't go to any clubs (Duh, it is Passover and Easter). But I did see on the cover of a ladies magazine that there are 15 totally NEW things to know about sex that no one has ever heard before. Here is my guess for what those 15 things are:

1. Did you know sex is actually healthy for you?!
2. People have been having sex for GENERATIONS.
3. Oral sex: It's not just for the elderly anymore.
4. A carefully placed finger will turn your hubby into a TIGER!
5. Sex doesn't have to be fun. It can be serious.
6. What he's thinking: I want sex.
7. Sometimes touching hands is as good as a turn on.
8. When the lights out, he is masturbating.
9. Your fantasies are important too: try to self-publish!
10. Work makes people tired, but it is important to see a doctor if you can fit it in.
11. Sometimes the problem is MENTAL.
12. When the lights out, he is thinking about the future.
13. Everyone needs sex, except some kinds of psychopaths.
14. Can you kiss with glasses?
15. The butt: open for a discussion.