Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Shirt

I just invented a new shirt. It's part silk, part white dress shirt material, and part metal. I might try to get it on Project Runway, if I can.

Dudes

I just checked this out: there are actually slightly less dudes overall than ladies. Not what it seems like. Just saying.

Too Many Dudes

Have you guys noticed recently how there are too many dudes? The government should get involved somehow. I'll keep you posted.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Last NIGHT

The clubs we always go to were HOPPING last night. I don't know if my fifty silk shirts will EVER recover.