Saturday, October 06, 2007

Readership

So, I wake up this morning and here is the message I have received from Blogspot:

Dear EleventhStreetClubbingBlog.blogspot.com,

It has come to our computers' attentions that your readership has well exceeded the allowed number of readers per blog. Our servers are having what is known in layman's terms, as a "meltdown like Chernobyl or Three Mile Island." Please reduce your readership by two readers within the next week, or we will be forced to suspend your Blog for four days.

Thank you,
Blobspogt

Um. WHAT?! I know I'm not perfect about updating my blog, and hell, I've even tried to quit a few times for the sake of my true love—art—but, you know that if I'm not allowed to blog for four days, well, each day will just be worse and worse. It's like putting a cake in the oven and just making me watch it getting more and more delicious each day, but I can't open the oven because I'll burn myself. So, yeah, I'm really gonna let THAT happen.

Here is what we need to do. I need each of you guys, my readers, to decide on your own if you REALLY read this blog religiously. And if you think maybe you don't read it that regularly, or you maybe don't always "get it" then I want you to do the honorable thing and email me so I can remove you from my blog readership. Just man up. There are people who check this blog every five minutes, and I don't want them to suffer because of you. I'm sorry about this, but you know it's the right thing.

Thank you,
EleventhStreetClubbingBlog.blogspot.com