Club Alert

ATTENTION CLUBS: IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO OFFER ME FREE DRINK TICKETS, DO NOT LET ME INTO YOUR CLUB.

QUESTION FOR CLUBS: Why do I have a vaginal stigmata on my left hand? Is this because I have not been clubbing enough, or is it because I have been clubbing too much? Or is it... am I some kind of a God?

Another Banner Weekend

As you know, I annually make banners for my favorite clubs. This weekend I spent all Friday and Saturday making banners, so alas, no clubs. But Sunday I stopped in at a sweet little club in the West Village, called The Verisimilitude, which served no alcohol, but had some really good hippie dance music type shit. Get this though: no one was dancing. The times' they are a' changin', wrote the Bard, and at no time was that more true than now.

Guys

Guys, I know I said I wasn't going clubbing for a bit, but that doesn't mean I can't blog at all. I've been thinking a lot at night now, which is what I guess people do who aren't clubbing, and I thought of this: do you know what would be a really funny headline for the whole New York Times? Buttfuck. That would be pretty funny if the whole page just said Buttfuck. I really gotta get to some clubs bros.

A Weekend That I Shall Not Soon Forget

I am working at really experiencing every moment. This means no clubbing for a while though. Gotta stay focused.

Sorry

Sorry I haven't posted in a couple days guys, but there has been a lot on my plate. I've actually been reading so many other blogs about clubbing that I haven't had time to go to any clubs or blog about it. My sincerest apologies. Kinichi wa, my friends.

An Update on This Past Weekend

I went to the Crying Dandy, Club Fortress, and Pinocchio's Magic Club. All were sub-par, with the exception of Club Fortress, which was extremely well lit. I do not like when clubs are poorly lit or intermittently lit with powerful lights and occasional lights of differing colors. All in all, Club Fortress and Pinocchio's Magic Club were the best clubs of the weekend. Ciao for now. Expect more club info to come flying at you.

This Weekend is Gonna Be Great

I'm really excited for this weekend.